Tuesday, April 14, 2015

MOST OVERRATED UNDERRATED: FABOLOUS


A certain kind of rap fan stumps for Fabolous: reactionary traditionalists quick to tell you modern rappers are stupid, materialistic, and gay, then explain the difference between rap and hip-hop in excruciating detail like you got Gerber for brains.  They got plenty stories bout the good ol days when rap was real and ladies loved grown men dressed in head-to-toe Lo.  But when they name current rappers they like, it's invariably Fabolous and Joell Ortiz, and you get real scared cause you get a glimpse into the void where you're the bitter old creep blatherin about Young Thug while ogling nubile honies at the 10th anniversary show for Jaden Smith's This Is The Album.

An extraordinarily listless rapper, Loso obviously benefited from working with an enviable list of producers - Neptunes, Kanye, Timbaland, Just Blaze, Storch, Trackmasters - probably engineered through DJ Clue's back-alley politicking.  I always thought he was a pop-rapper of the worst kind, an east coast Lil Zane jockin Jay instead of Pac.  Then "Breathe" came out and I was like, "Oh, aight."  Maybe it was the more muscular sound, but even his severe young Frank Sinatra looks stopped creeping me out.

With Jay-Z doin his lil Greta Garbo swoon away from the limelight, thirsty east coast loyalists started graspin at straws like Fabolous was some neglected talent.  He might have ditched the weird teenage pimp meets J-14 cover model look, but he was still the same rapper: blandly competent with stilted wordplay scavenged from Jay-Z's smarmiest castoffs.

Fab can be entertaining in small doses, but you ain't a G.O.A.T. with a career built on pop hits and 3/5 albums.   He's the Wynton Marsalis of rap, a minor talent whose reputation is inflated by the custodians of a form in its decline. Personally, I'd fire up the flux capacitor and shoot Sebastian Telfair in the left thigh if it meant liberating some of those beats for abler MCs.  The Neptunes joints are especially unfortunate, since he already sounds like Pusha T's pencil-mustachioed evil twin.  He did write rap letters, so I guess that's kinda cool and hip-hop.

4 comments:

  1. I'm gonna go ahead and say that Young'n (Holla Back) is the best example of a New York rapper rapping over the Neptunes, but then I'm slightly biased since Pharrell once told Westwood that he instructed Fab to use Vanilla Ice's flow from Ice Ice Baby on that song and that flow was originally invented by one of my favourite rappers.

    I def enjoy Fab as a mercenary singles artist, though Ball Drop is probably his first good one since Throw It In The Bag.

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  2. Fair enough. I can appreciate the V Ice flow now that you mention it, and any argument that involves Ice T is fine by me.

    Mercenary is a good way to describe Fab. It's not even him that bothers me so much as smug shit talkers who act like Fab and J Cole aren't just different flavors of the same garbage they claim to hate. Those who live in glass thug mansions and all that. Feels like he was the last NYC rapper who was commercially relevant, so he got massively overrated by the east coast ICU.

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  3. I would also defend Fab on grounds that he was probably the best R&B guest rapper of his era.

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  4. Good point. Just wish people wouldn't act like Fab is the Jay of this or any era, just cause there's a paucity of NYC rappers who are both good and commercially relevant.

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